Look, I'm actually a pretty modest guy.  Maybe even humble.  But sometimes I'm right, they're wrong, and I just want to make sure people know. 

So...

Today I was at an inspection for a home for sale in Northfield.  There was a discrepancy of .2 acres.  An acres is roughly 45,000 square feet.  So, you don't need to be one of the many PhD mathemeticians from Norwich University that I know to figure out that .2 acres is roughly 9000 square feet.

Not 900 square feet, as the person doing the inspection insisted.  I corrected him.  He re-corrected (or re-incorrected) me.  But just so you all know:  I was right.  On the other hand, I'd love to have this guy bill me for carpet...